Yippee For Me Master!

Dear diary,

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! My master's got one of her dream things!

My master: "Yippee!!! Thank you Mom+Dad for buying this for me!"

Toodles!
Fifi The Pet

Are You Excited? Cuz I Sure Am!!!

Dear diary,

My master said she's gonna write a book, a book!!! Boy am I excited!

Here's a little about it:

Title: I'm Just A Kid

Description: Sara who's Ma hates her and only has one friend named Holly who said that Sara's her best friend, but it doesn't really seem like that, because Holly seems to hang out more with popular kids and she and Sara don't have much in common. A girl named Georgia doesn't like Sara, because she's jealous.

What my master has to say about it: "I'm really looking forward to writing this book, but I'm sure that I won't complete it. If you were to ask me by percentage how much I think it will succeed and fail, I'll say 37% succeed and 63% fail :( That's because the majority of things that I do are NEVER completed. Anyways please wish me luck peoples!!!"

Wow, that's deep stuff!

I'm SOOOO looking forward to this! She said that if she succeeds at this, she's gonna write a book no 2!!!

Toodles!

Fifi The Pet